Another web designer sent this to me - and while I believe my rates are VERY LOW compared to others with 1/2 the knowledge I have of Zen Cart... I just couldn't resist posting this! :)

A company had an expensive machine go down costing them thousands of dollars an hour in lost production time. They felt justified in paying a technician to fly there for repairs. The technician was in the factory for about a half hour. He then came out with a invoice for $10,000.

The President of the company was floored. "You're charging me $10,000 for a half-hours work? I want an itemized receipt."

The technician shrugged and took the invoice back. On it he wrote:

Replacement part: $1500
Knowing where to put the part, and how to install it: $8500

Total Bill: $10,000